Tuesday, December 10, 2013

10 foods that should NEVER come in a can



10 foods that should NEVER come in a can
Game’s Christmas Tinner, because sometimes your life isn’t sad enough. (Picture: Game)

So we can all rest easy that Game have got our backs this year when it comes to the festive feast with their Christmas Dinner, sorry Christmas TINner in a can. It doesn’t stop there though, oh no, there’s plenty more weird stuff in cans out there to buy your loved ones this year.
1: Whole chicken in a can

A whole chicken in a can,yep, thats right a WHOLE chicken in a can. Photo: Amazon
A whole chicken in a can,yep, thats right a WHOLE chicken in a can. (Picture: Amazon)

Yeah I think we all know the chicken inside is going to look NOTHING like the one on the can.
2: Canned bacon


A whole chicken in a can,yep, thats right a WHOLE chicken in a can. Photo: Amazon
My love for bacon is strong, just not this strong. (Picture: Amazon)

Sorry bacon this is where we part ways.
3: Canned scrambled eggs AND bacon


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But adding eggs is even worse. (Picture: Amazon)

Oh. Dear. God.
4: The whole shebang: beans, sausage, mushrooms, pork, egg and bacon


But adding eggs is even worse. Photo: Amazon
Now we’ve all done this one though, right? (Picture: eBay)

Yeah we’ve ALL been there.
5: Canned hamburgers


 Wow, the holy trinity of canned meat. Photo: Amazon
Wow, the holy trinity of canned meat. (Picture: Amazon)

No, no, no, no.
6: You can literally open up a can of worms 


Fancy feeling like a celebrity in the jungle? Photo: Ebay
Fancy feeling like a celebrity in the jungle? (Picture: eBay)

(Then chuck them away)
7: Festive reindeer pate anyone? 


Canned Rudolph, what could be more festive? Photo: Amazon
Canned Rudolph, what could be more festive? (Picture: Amazon)

Anyone?
8: Canned bread


Lets not forget about the vegetarians either who will LOVE bread in a can, won't they?. Photo:Amazon
Let’s not forget about the vegetarians either who will LOVE bread in a can, won’t they? (Picture:Amazon)

No I really don’t understand this one either.
9: Vegetarian canned imitation meat doesn’t get more delicious looking than this


Vegetarian canned "meat" products, you lucky veggies you. Photo: Amazon
Vegetarian canned ‘meat’ products,you lucky veggies you. (Picture: Amazon)

Delicious.
10: Haggis curry


And last but not least: Haggis curry, actually I'm rather tempted. Photo: Amazon
And last but not least: Haggis curry, actually I’m rather tempted. (Picture: Amazon)

…wait, haggis curry sounds AWESOME.
So now you really can show that special someone just how much you love them this year, because nothing says ‘This is how much you mean to me’ like canned food.